Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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