Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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