dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
