Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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