we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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