i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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