Its about making memories worth repressing
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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