Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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