that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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