The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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