Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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