My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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