Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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