Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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