when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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