either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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