the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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