4 words: hood of his car
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Found the puke drawer
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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