haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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