I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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