soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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