Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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