I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We’re leaving where are you
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