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Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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