It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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