The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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