I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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