ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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