Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
we made out on top of his cat.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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