There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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