Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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