she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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