So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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