did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
