Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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