He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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