You're my little dorito
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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