butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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