i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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