I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Randomize
