im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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