Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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