I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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