You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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