I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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