Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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