i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Randomize
