I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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