So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Randomize
