At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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